1. You begin to look like Jabba the Hut.
2. Your optometrist notices that your vision has severely worsened… in six months.
3. You notice that you’re spending more money on energy drinks than food.
4. You bear a striking resemblance to Dracula
5. You notice that your cell phone never rings anymore and your only friends are your guildmates..
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10. You watch a TV program about gibbons.
9. You cook food featuring harissa paste.
8. Your favourite shoes are beginning to fall apart.
7. You find yourself enjoying the works of Gustav Holst.
6. There is a dramatic sea-change in your masturbation style.
5. You cannot decide whether you would hump Rafael Nadal or Roger Federer if you were gay.
4. You accidentally drop your book, but pick it up on exactly the same page you were reading.
3. Your breakfast muesli tastes like raw porridge.
2. You need a piss at 3AM.
1. You murder more than your usual number of swans.