Yo Momma Jokes I
Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.
Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.
Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.
Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.
Your mother's so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.
Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.
Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Your mother's so fat, when they used her underwear for bungee jumping, they hit the ground.
Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she looks at the menu and says, "OK"!
Your mom's so fat, when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling, "Free Willie!"
Your mom's so big, she plays marbles with planets.
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196 Yo Momma Jokes
- Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
- Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks
- Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
- Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
- Yo momma so fat she was in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world
- Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
- Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
- Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
- Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
- Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
99 Classic “Yo Momma” Jokes
1. she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
2. when she tripped over on Fourth Avenue, she landed on Twelfth.
3. she’s got her own area code.
4. when she talks to herself, it’s a long distance call.
5. she’s got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
6. whenever she goes to the beach, the tide comes in.
7. she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of March.
8. she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her for the New World.
9. she wears aluminum siding.
10. she could fall down and wouldn’t even know it.
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