Top reasons why it's great to be a guy

1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

2. You know stuff about tanks.

3. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.

4. Monday Night Football.

5. Your bathroom lines are 80 percent shorter.

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30 reasons why it's great to be a guy

menny menny - 11 months ago
11) You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
12) If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be you friend.
13) Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.
15) None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.
16) If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
17) Everything on your face stays its original color.
18) The remote is yours and yours alone.
19) You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
20) Flowers fix everything.
 
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50 Reasons - why its great to be a Guy!!

menny menny - 11 months ago

11. You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go.

12. You understand why Stripes is funny.

13. Your last name stays put.

14. The garage is all yours.

15. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

16. You never have to clean the toilet.

17. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.

18. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

19. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.

20. The National College Cheerleading Championship.

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The top 100 reasons it’s great to be a guy

menny menny - 11 months ago

  1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  2. Movie nudity is virtually always female.
  3. You know stuff about tanks.
  4. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  5. Monday Night Football.
  6. You don’t have to monitor your friends sex lives.
  7. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.
  8. You can open all your own jars.
  9. Old friends don’t give you crap if you’ve lost or gained weight.
  10. Dry cleaners and haircutter’s don’t rob you blind.
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