Old cashiers never die, they just check out

Old frogs never die, they just croak

Old golfers never die, they just lose their drive

Old meteors never die, they just burn up

Old musicians never die, they just decompose

Old pilots never die, they just buzz off

Old surfers never die, they just get board

Old hikers never die, they just trail away

Old garagemen never die, they just retire

Old kids never die, they just grow up

Old atoms never die, they just decay

Old blondes never fade, they just dye away

Old hams never die, they just get grounded

Old light bulbs never die, they just blink out

Old swimmers never die, they just have a stroke

Old academics never die, they just lose their faculties

Old accounts never die, they are deleted

Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance

Old actors never die, they just drop a part

Old alcoholics/drug addicts never die, they just get wasted

Old anesthesiologists never die, they just run out of gas

Old anthropologists never die, they just become history

Old archers never die, they just bow and quiver.

Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.

Old assets never die, they just depreciate

Old astronauts never die, they just go to another world

Old bakers never die, they just lose their dough

Old bankers never die, they just lose interest.

Old bankers never die, they just want to be a loan

Old barbers never die, they just become Old cut-ups.

Old baseball players never die, they just go batty

Old baseball players never die, they just run their last lap

Old basketball players never die, they just go on dribbling.

Old bbs'ers never die, they just log off for good.

Old bbs'ers never die, they just lose their zip

Old beekeepers never die, they just buzz off.

Old bikers never die, but they're hard on tires

Old biologists never die, they just ferment away

Old bond investors never die, they just yield to maturity

Old bookkeepers never die, they just lose their figures

Old books never die, they just go out-of-print

Old bosses never die, much as you want them to.

Old bowlers never die, they just end up in the gutter

Old brakes never die, they just grind down

Old bricklayers never die, they just throw in the trowel.

Old bricklayers never die, they're just too busy making a kiln

Old brickmasons never die, they just get mortarfied.

Old bridge players never die, they just lose their finesse

Old bridge players never die, they just sit around on their fat aces

Old budgets never die, they are fillibustered

Old bureaucrats never die, they just waste away

Old burglars never die, they just steal away

Old businesses never die, they just get consolidated

Old butchers never die, they just meat somewhere else

Old canners never die, they are preserved

Old card players never die, they just lose their tricks

Old cars never die, they just get run into the ground

Old chauffeurs never die, they just lose their drive

Old chemists never die, they just do it inorganically

Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.

Old chemists never die, they just lose their refluxes

Old chemists never die, they just reach equilibrium

Old chemists never die, they just smell that way

Old chiropractors never die, they adjust.

Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket

Old computer people never die, they just lose their memory

Old computer programmers never die, their computers have fatal errors

Old computer programmers never die, they just byte the dust

Old computer programmers never die, they just decompile.

Old computer programmers never die, they just lose it bit by bit

Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.

Old couriers never die, they just keep on expressing it

Old credit cards never die, they just expire

Old cricketers never die, they just get bowled over

Old cricketers never die, they just get smashed for six

Old dancers never die, they just step away

Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged

Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties

Old dentists never die, they just look down in the mouth

Old dentists never die, they just lose their pull

Old dieters never die, they just waist away

Old divers never die, they just extend their bottom time

Old divers never die, they just flop

Old divers never die, they just get board

Old divers never die, they just lose their spring

Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience

Old drivers never die, they just blow a gasket.

Old drywallers never die, they just hang around

Old editors never die, they just go out of print

Old electrical engineers never die, they just have slower rise times

Old electricians never die, they just do it until it hertz

Old electricians never die, they just lose contact

Old electricians never die, they just lose their charge

Old energizer bunnies never die, they go on, and on, and on...

Old engineers never die, they just lose their bearings

Old english teachers never die, they just complete their sentences

Old environmentalists never die, they are just recycled

Old eskimos never die, they just get cOld feet

Old eskimos never die, they just go cOld

Old exorcists never die, they just give up the ghost

Old farmers never die, they just go to seed

Old farmers never die, they just spade away

Old fathers never die, they just become grandfathers

Old fighters never die, they just lose their punch

Old fireflies never die, they just find that they can't glow on

Old fishermen never die, their rods just go limp

Old fishermen never die, they just get reel tired

Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way

Old football players never die, they just go to the end zone

Old football players never die, they just kick off

Old football players never die, they just kick the bucket

Old foresters never die, they just pine away

Old fridge repairmen never die, they just blow their cool

Old fruit never die, it just pear-ishes

Old genealogists never die, they just degenerate

Old geologists never die, they just petrify

Old geologists never die, they just recrystalize

Old ghost towns never die, they become desolate

Old golfers never die, they just keep putting along

Old golfers never die, they just lose their balls

Old goodyear workers never die, they just retire.

Old gossip columnists never die, they just lose their sense of rumor.

Old grammarians never die, they fall into a comma

Old graphic artists never die, they just de-rez

Old gymnasts never die, they just take longer to mount

Old hackers never die, they just go to bits

Old hardware engineers never die, they just cache in their chips

Old helsinki tourists never die, they just vanish into finn air

Old hippies never die, they just smell that way

Old hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal

Old homebrewers never die, they just ferment away

Old horticulturists never die, they just go to pot

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded

Old hypochondriacs never die, they just imagine it

Old immortals [vampires, whatever] never die, they just...don't

Old interpreters (for the deaf) never die, they just sign off

Old investors never die, they just roll over.

Old Italians never die, they just pasta away.

Old jockeys never die, they just go horse

Old jokes never die, they just get retOld by the young

Old journalists never die, they just get de-pressed

Old kayakers never die, they just roll back over, and do it again

Old key punch operators never die, they just punch out

Old kids never die, they just adulterate

Old kleptomaniacs never die, they just steal away

Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils

Old laser physicists never die, they just become incoherent

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal

Old lawyers never die, they just lose their briefs

Old librarians never die, their computers have fatal errors

Old librarians never die, they just check out

Old librarians never die, they just get re-shelved

Old librarians never die, they just lose their references

Old light bulbs never die, they just de-light

Old limbo dancers never die, they just go under

Old linguists never die, they just rearrange their deep structures

Old magicians never die, they just disappear

Old magicians never die, they just float away

Old magicians never die, they just make a big production of it

Old magicians never die, they just they just change color

Old math teachers never die, they just reduce to lowest terms

Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate

Old mathematicians never die, they just go off on a tangent

Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some functions

Old mechanics never die, they just lose their bearings

Old mechanics never die, they just misplace their tools

Old mediums never die, they are just visiting their friends

Old mercenaries never die, they find someone else to take their place

Old mercenaries never die, they just go to hell to regroup

Old milkmaids never die, they just lose their whey

Old ministers never die, they just go out to pastor

Old musicians never die, they just get played out.

Old musicians never die, they just go from bar to bar

Old nuclear power plants never die, they just go off-line

Old number theorists never die, they just get past their prime

Old numerical analysts never die, they just get disarrayed

Old optomestrists never die, they just speculate

Old owls never die, they just don't give a hoot

Old pacifists never die, they just go to peaces

Old paradoxes never die, they just become enigmas

Old pc's never die, they just cache in their chips

Old penguins never die, they just get hard of herring

Old philosophers never die, they just kant

Old photographers never die, they get sent to the Old focus home

Old photographers never die, they just stop developing

Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane

Old planets never die, they just lose their attraction

Old plastic never dies, they just recycle it

Old plumbers never die, that is why they smell that way

Old plumbers never die, they just go down the drain

Old policemen never die, they just cop out

Old policemen never die, they just lose their beat

Old politicians never die, they just lose their hot air

Old postal carriers never die, they just lose their zip

Old preachers never die, they just lose their wind.

Old preachers never die, they just ramble on, and on, and on, and on...

Old printers never die, they're just not the type

Old procrastinators never die, they just keep putting it off

Old professors never die, they just lose their class

Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address

Old programmers never die, they just byte it

Old programmers never die, they just decompile

Old programmers never die, they just get bugged with life

Old programmers never die, they just go to bits

Old programmers never die, they just lose their memory

Old programmers never die, they just recurse

Old propane tanks never die, they just run out of gas

Old psychiatrists never die, they just shrink away

Old quarterbacks never die, they just fade back and pass away

Old quilters never die, they just go to pieces

Old quilters never die, they just go under cover

Old radio operators never die, they just lose their power

Old radios never die, they just stop receiving

Old railroaders never die, they just derail

Old rain puddles never die, they just dry up

Old sailors never die, they just get a little dinghy

Old sailors never die, they just lose their porpoise

Old salesmen never die, they just go out of commission

Old sanders never die, they just lose their grit

Old schools never die, they just lose their principals

Old scientists never die, they just gravitate

Old Scots never die, but they can be kilt

Old sculptors never die, they just lose their marbles

Old seamstresses never die, they just come to the point

Old seers never die, they just lose their vision

Old sewage workers never die, they just waste away

Old sheetrockers never die, they just hang around

Old shoemakers never die, they just lose their sole

Old skateboarders never die, they just lose their bearings

Old skiers never die, but they go downhill fast

Old skiers never die, they just go over the hill

Old soccer players never die, they just achieve their final goal

Old soccer players never die, they just lose their kick

Old sOldiers never die, they just fade away

Old sOldiers never die, they just smell that way

Old sOldiers never die, young ones do

Old sourdoughs never die, they just ferment away

Old spelunkers (cave explorers) never die, they just cave in

Old statisticians never die, they just get broken down by age and sex

Old steelmakers never die, they just lose their temper

Old students never die, they just get degraded

Old surfers never die, they just get wiped out

Old swimmers never die, they just fall off their blocks

Old swimmers never die, they just kick-off

Old system users never die, they just chdir to null

Old tanners never die, they just go into hiding

Old tape dispensers never die, they just get used up

Old teachers never die, they just lose their class

Old telephones never die, they just stop ringing

Old thermodynamicists never die, they just achieve their state of maximum entropy

Old tire tubes never die, they just get punctured

Old trash never dies, they just bury it

Old trigonometry teachers never die, they just lose their identities

Old trombonists never die, they just slide away

Old truck drivers never die, they just get a new Peterbilt

Old tv shows never die, they just get rerun on nickelodeon

Old tv soap stars never die, they become pathetic

Old typists never die, they just lose their justification

Old undertakers never die, they just vault away

Old usenetters never die, they just become unresponsive

Old vacationers never die, they just don't come back

Old vintners never die, they just ferment away

Old violinists never die, they just become unstrung

Old voicemail systems never die, they just stop answering

Old wants never die, they become needs

Old watchmakers never die, they just run out of time

Old watchmakers never die, they just wind down

Old weathermen never die, they reign forever

Old white water rafters never die, they just get disgorged

Old wool coats never die, they just become mothballed

Old wrestlers never die, they just lose their grip

Old x-ray techs never die, they just barium

Old yachtsmen never die, they just keel over

There is no conclusive evidence about what happens to Old skeptics, but their future is doubtful.

Walt disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation

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