1. Spider-Man is never that popular.
2. Eddie Brock is too shallow a character to be interesting
3. Unexplained psuedo-scientific super powers good, ridiculous coincidences bad.
4. Harry Osborn needs to grow a pair
5. Spider-Man 3 should have been two movies
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1. Sandman is Uncle Ben.s killer.
2. Sandman is directly connected to peter parker just like every villian so far has been.
3. While im mentioning things being related to peter parker.
4. Flint Marko is turned into a sandman after falling in a hole where scientists are testing sand.
5. Every part of sandman turns into sand, except his locket. Why not? his belt turned into sand, thats metal.
6. Sandman switches his personality at the drop of a dime. Alright he's not a killer, yet he kills cops.
7. Sandman gets away at the end.
8. Sandman killed uncle ben.
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1. EMOs are a product of alien symbiosis
2. If you find yourself running from the law, no problem!
3. If your girlfriend is hanging from the roof of a demolished skyscraper, never fear.
4. Flipping pancakes and listening to vintage dancesongs will only lead to adultery.
5. Black is the new red. And alien goo is the new cotton.
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