1. If you take the fat away from the fat girl, she'll be fucking smoking;you take the skinny from the skinny chick...she'll still look like an ugly ass horse.
2. You might not be able to pick her up, but she can PICK you up.
3. No more blankets.
4. Larger mouth capacity.
5. She'll let you eat beef--she'll probably eat most of it.
6. This is cliche, but "more cushion for the pushin".
7. She's probably an emotional wreck, so if you show her the least bit attention, she'll be at your beck and call.
8. Bear hugs.
9. Let me repeat, larger mouth capacity.
10. Economy size. More is Better. Bigger is better.
1) You love food.
2) You want to be the world's fattest woman/man.
3) You're from America.
4) You want to keep warm.
5) It's genetic
6) You get handicap privileges.
7) If you keep getting fatter, you won't get wrinkles.
8) You can make funny "fat people" videos for Youtube
9) You can squish people.
10) You can press multiple keys with one finger.
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